diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index e088092e..a4f9031e 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@ logs/
 .version
 recipe.json
 .docker-bin/
+PluralKit.Bot/commands.cs
 
 # nix
 .nix-process-compose
diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index 132356fb..444d0a91 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -120,6 +120,47 @@ version = "0.7.6"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "7c02d123df017efcdfbd739ef81735b36c5ba83ec3c59c80a9d7ecc718f92e50"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "askama"
+version = "0.12.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "b79091df18a97caea757e28cd2d5fda49c6cd4bd01ddffd7ff01ace0c0ad2c28"
+dependencies = [
+ "askama_derive",
+ "askama_escape",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "askama_derive"
+version = "0.12.5"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "19fe8d6cb13c4714962c072ea496f3392015f0989b1a2847bb4b2d9effd71d83"
+dependencies = [
+ "askama_parser",
+ "basic-toml",
+ "mime",
+ "mime_guess",
+ "proc-macro2",
+ "quote",
+ "serde",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "askama_escape"
+version = "0.10.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "619743e34b5ba4e9703bba34deac3427c72507c7159f5fd030aea8cac0cfe341"
+
+[[package]]
+name = "askama_parser"
+version = "0.2.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "acb1161c6b64d1c3d83108213c2a2533a342ac225aabd0bda218278c2ddb00c0"
+dependencies = [
+ "nom",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "async-trait"
 version = "0.1.80"
@@ -128,7 +169,7 @@ checksum = "c6fa2087f2753a7da8cc1c0dbfcf89579dd57458e36769de5ac750b4671737ca"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -362,6 +403,24 @@ version = "1.6.0"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "8c3c1a368f70d6cf7302d78f8f7093da241fb8e8807c05cc9e51a125895a6d5b"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "basic-toml"
+version = "0.1.9"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "823388e228f614e9558c6804262db37960ec8821856535f5c3f59913140558f8"
+dependencies = [
+ "serde",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "bincode"
+version = "1.3.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "b1f45e9417d87227c7a56d22e471c6206462cba514c7590c09aff4cf6d1ddcad"
+dependencies = [
+ "serde",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "bitflags"
 version = "1.3.2"
@@ -420,6 +479,38 @@ dependencies = [
  "either",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "camino"
+version = "1.1.9"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "8b96ec4966b5813e2c0507c1f86115c8c5abaadc3980879c3424042a02fd1ad3"
+dependencies = [
+ "serde",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "cargo-platform"
+version = "0.1.9"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "e35af189006b9c0f00a064685c727031e3ed2d8020f7ba284d78cc2671bd36ea"
+dependencies = [
+ "serde",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "cargo_metadata"
+version = "0.15.4"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "eee4243f1f26fc7a42710e7439c149e2b10b05472f88090acce52632f231a73a"
+dependencies = [
+ "camino",
+ "cargo-platform",
+ "semver",
+ "serde",
+ "serde_json",
+ "thiserror",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "cc"
 version = "1.1.31"
@@ -458,6 +549,14 @@ version = "1.1.0"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "3d7b894f5411737b7867f4827955924d7c254fc9f4d91a6aad6b097804b1018b"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "commands"
+version = "0.1.0"
+dependencies = [
+ "lazy_static",
+ "uniffi",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "concurrent-queue"
 version = "2.5.0"
@@ -483,7 +582,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "rust-ini 0.19.0",
  "serde",
  "serde_json",
- "toml",
+ "toml 0.8.19",
  "yaml-rust",
 ]
 
@@ -656,7 +755,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "ident_case",
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -667,7 +766,7 @@ checksum = "d336a2a514f6ccccaa3e09b02d41d35330c07ddf03a62165fcec10bb561c7806"
 dependencies = [
  "darling_core",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -821,7 +920,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "heck 0.4.1",
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -972,7 +1071,16 @@ checksum = "1458c6e22d36d61507034d5afecc64f105c1d39712b7ac6ec3b352c423f715cc"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "fs-err"
+version = "2.11.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "88a41f105fe1d5b6b34b2055e3dc59bb79b46b48b2040b9e6c7b4b5de097aa41"
+dependencies = [
+ "autocfg",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -1042,7 +1150,7 @@ checksum = "87750cf4b7a4c0625b1529e4c543c2182106e4dedc60a2a6455e00d212c489ac"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -1143,6 +1251,17 @@ version = "0.3.1"
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 checksum = "d2fabcfbdc87f4758337ca535fb41a6d701b65693ce38287d856d1674551ec9b"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "goblin"
+version = "0.6.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "0d6b4de4a8eb6c46a8c77e1d3be942cb9a8bf073c22374578e5ba4b08ed0ff68"
+dependencies = [
+ "log",
+ "plain",
+ "scroll",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "h2"
 version = "0.3.26"
@@ -1600,7 +1719,7 @@ checksum = "0122b7114117e64a63ac49f752a5ca4624d534c7b1c7de796ac196381cd2d947"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -1801,7 +1920,7 @@ checksum = "5cf92c10c7e361d6b99666ec1c6f9805b0bea2c3bd8c78dc6fe98ac5bd78db11"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -1886,6 +2005,16 @@ version = "0.3.16"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "2a60c7ce501c71e03a9c9c0d35b861413ae925bd979cc7a4e30d060069aaac8d"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "mime_guess"
+version = "2.0.5"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "f7c44f8e672c00fe5308fa235f821cb4198414e1c77935c1ab6948d3fd78550e"
+dependencies = [
+ "mime",
+ "unicase",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "minimal-lexical"
 version = "0.2.1"
@@ -1929,7 +2058,7 @@ version = "0.1.0"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -2049,6 +2178,12 @@ version = "1.19.0"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "3fdb12b2476b595f9358c5161aa467c2438859caa136dec86c26fdd2efe17b92"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "oneshot-uniffi"
+version = "0.1.6"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "6c548d5c78976f6955d72d0ced18c48ca07030f7a1d4024529fedd7c1c01b29c"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "openssl-probe"
 version = "0.1.5"
@@ -2260,6 +2395,12 @@ version = "0.3.30"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "d231b230927b5e4ad203db57bbcbee2802f6bce620b1e4a9024a07d94e2907ec"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "plain"
+version = "0.2.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "b4596b6d070b27117e987119b4dac604f3c58cfb0b191112e24771b2faeac1a6"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "pluralkit_models"
 version = "0.1.0"
@@ -2936,6 +3077,26 @@ version = "1.1.0"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "d29ab0c6d3fc0ee92fe66e2d99f700eab17a8d57d1c1d3b748380fb20baa78cd"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "scroll"
+version = "0.11.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "04c565b551bafbef4157586fa379538366e4385d42082f255bfd96e4fe8519da"
+dependencies = [
+ "scroll_derive",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "scroll_derive"
+version = "0.11.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "1db149f81d46d2deba7cd3c50772474707729550221e69588478ebf9ada425ae"
+dependencies = [
+ "proc-macro2",
+ "quote",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "sct"
 version = "0.7.1"
@@ -2966,7 +3127,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "heck 0.4.1",
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
  "thiserror",
 ]
 
@@ -2998,6 +3159,9 @@ name = "semver"
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 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "58bc9567378fc7690d6b2addae4e60ac2eeea07becb2c64b9f218b53865cba2a"
+dependencies = [
+ "serde",
+]
 
 [[package]]
 name = "sentry"
@@ -3110,9 +3274,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "serde"
-version = "1.0.203"
+version = "1.0.217"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "7253ab4de971e72fb7be983802300c30b5a7f0c2e56fab8abfc6a214307c0094"
+checksum = "02fc4265df13d6fa1d00ecff087228cc0a2b5f3c0e87e258d8b94a156e984c70"
 dependencies = [
  "serde_derive",
 ]
@@ -3129,13 +3293,13 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "serde_derive"
-version = "1.0.203"
+version = "1.0.217"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "500cbc0ebeb6f46627f50f3f5811ccf6bf00643be300b4c3eabc0ef55dc5b5ba"
+checksum = "5a9bf7cf98d04a2b28aead066b7496853d4779c9cc183c440dbac457641e19a0"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
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 [[package]]
@@ -3167,7 +3331,7 @@ checksum = "6c64451ba24fc7a6a2d60fc75dd9c83c90903b19028d4eff35e88fc1e86564e9"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -3295,6 +3459,12 @@ version = "0.1.4"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "f27f6278552951f1f2b8cf9da965d10969b2efdea95a6ec47987ab46edfe263a"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "siphasher"
+version = "0.3.11"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "38b58827f4464d87d377d175e90bf58eb00fd8716ff0a62f80356b5e61555d0d"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "sketches-ddsketch"
 version = "0.2.0"
@@ -3439,7 +3609,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "quote",
  "sqlx-core",
  "sqlx-macros-core",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -3462,7 +3632,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "sqlx-mysql",
  "sqlx-postgres",
  "sqlx-sqlite",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
  "tempfile",
  "tokio",
  "url",
@@ -3580,6 +3750,12 @@ dependencies = [
  "uuid",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "static_assertions"
+version = "1.1.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "a2eb9349b6444b326872e140eb1cf5e7c522154d69e7a0ffb0fb81c06b37543f"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "stringprep"
 version = "0.1.5"
@@ -3610,9 +3786,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "syn"
-version = "2.0.66"
+version = "2.0.87"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "c42f3f41a2de00b01c0aaad383c5a45241efc8b2d1eda5661812fda5f3cdcff5"
+checksum = "25aa4ce346d03a6dcd68dd8b4010bcb74e54e62c90c573f394c46eae99aba32d"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
@@ -3684,7 +3860,7 @@ checksum = "08904e7672f5eb876eaaf87e0ce17857500934f4981c4a0ab2b4aa98baac7fc3"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
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 [[package]]
@@ -3788,7 +3964,7 @@ checksum = "693d596312e88961bc67d7f1f97af8a70227d9f90c31bba5806eec004978d752"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -3871,6 +4047,15 @@ dependencies = [
  "tracing",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "toml"
+version = "0.5.11"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "f4f7f0dd8d50a853a531c426359045b1998f04219d88799810762cd4ad314234"
+dependencies = [
+ "serde",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "toml"
 version = "0.8.19"
@@ -3990,7 +4175,7 @@ checksum = "34704c8d6ebcbc939824180af020566b01a7c01f80641264eba0999f6c2b6be7"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -4172,6 +4357,12 @@ dependencies = [
  "libc",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "unicase"
+version = "2.8.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "75b844d17643ee918803943289730bec8aac480150456169e647ed0b576ba539"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "unicode-bidi"
 version = "0.3.10"
@@ -4211,6 +4402,134 @@ version = "0.1.1"
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 checksum = "39ec24b3121d976906ece63c9daad25b85969647682eee313cb5779fdd69e14e"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "uniffi"
+version = "0.25.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "21345172d31092fd48c47fd56c53d4ae9e41c4b1f559fb8c38c1ab1685fd919f"
+dependencies = [
+ "anyhow",
+ "uniffi_build",
+ "uniffi_core",
+ "uniffi_macros",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "uniffi_bindgen"
+version = "0.25.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "fd992f2929a053829d5875af1eff2ee3d7a7001cb3b9a46cc7895f2caede6940"
+dependencies = [
+ "anyhow",
+ "askama",
+ "camino",
+ "cargo_metadata",
+ "fs-err",
+ "glob",
+ "goblin",
+ "heck 0.4.1",
+ "once_cell",
+ "paste",
+ "serde",
+ "toml 0.5.11",
+ "uniffi_meta",
+ "uniffi_testing",
+ "uniffi_udl",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "uniffi_build"
+version = "0.25.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "001964dd3682d600084b3aaf75acf9c3426699bc27b65e96bb32d175a31c74e9"
+dependencies = [
+ "anyhow",
+ "camino",
+ "uniffi_bindgen",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "uniffi_checksum_derive"
+version = "0.25.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "55137c122f712d9330fd985d66fa61bdc381752e89c35708c13ce63049a3002c"
+dependencies = [
+ "quote",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "uniffi_core"
+version = "0.25.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "6121a127a3af1665cd90d12dd2b3683c2643c5103281d0fed5838324ca1fad5b"
+dependencies = [
+ "anyhow",
+ "bytes",
+ "camino",
+ "log",
+ "once_cell",
+ "oneshot-uniffi",
+ "paste",
+ "static_assertions",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "uniffi_macros"
+version = "0.25.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "11cf7a58f101fcedafa5b77ea037999b88748607f0ef3a33eaa0efc5392e92e4"
+dependencies = [
+ "bincode",
+ "camino",
+ "fs-err",
+ "once_cell",
+ "proc-macro2",
+ "quote",
+ "serde",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
+ "toml 0.5.11",
+ "uniffi_build",
+ "uniffi_meta",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "uniffi_meta"
+version = "0.25.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "71dc8573a7b1ac4b71643d6da34888273ebfc03440c525121f1b3634ad3417a2"
+dependencies = [
+ "anyhow",
+ "bytes",
+ "siphasher",
+ "uniffi_checksum_derive",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "uniffi_testing"
+version = "0.25.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "118448debffcb676ddbe8c5305fb933ab7e0123753e659a71dc4a693f8d9f23c"
+dependencies = [
+ "anyhow",
+ "camino",
+ "cargo_metadata",
+ "fs-err",
+ "once_cell",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "uniffi_udl"
+version = "0.25.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "889edb7109c6078abe0e53e9b4070cf74a6b3468d141bdf5ef1bd4d1dc24a1c3"
+dependencies = [
+ "anyhow",
+ "uniffi_meta",
+ "uniffi_testing",
+ "weedle2",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "untrusted"
 version = "0.7.1"
@@ -4327,7 +4646,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "once_cell",
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
  "wasm-bindgen-shared",
 ]
 
@@ -4361,7 +4680,7 @@ checksum = "e94f17b526d0a461a191c78ea52bbce64071ed5c04c9ffe424dcb38f74171bb7"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
- "syn 2.0.66",
+ "syn 2.0.87",
  "wasm-bindgen-backend",
  "wasm-bindgen-shared",
 ]
@@ -4439,6 +4758,15 @@ dependencies = [
  "rustls-pki-types",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "weedle2"
+version = "4.0.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "2e79c5206e1f43a2306fd64bdb95025ee4228960f2e6c5a8b173f3caaf807741"
+dependencies = [
+ "nom",
+]
+
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+ "syn 2.0.87",
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